So we have lived next to our neighbors for oh I don't know maybe 17 years, and I have never had a conversation with them. TH always is good about chatting up the neighbors, mainly to keep them happy with our barking dogs. But our neighbor was coming home just as I was leaving and she started to talk, and not being rude I talked back.
I found out she is on the masters team I want to join if I ever get to that point, but more to the horrifying bit -
In India we are going on a camel safari. She was talking about how they did the safari last year and how uncomfortable camel rides are blah blah blah. I really don't care that much about the comfort of the ride I asked what was and is always on my mind - what about the bathrooms.
She gave me this queer little look and said - bathrooms? Your in the middle of the desert what bathrooms.
So I say well what did you do when you had to go to the bathroom. And she kind of rolled her eyes and said you go in the sand.
What no toilet, no outhouse nowhere to place my frigging butt. You mean I have to go in front of god and everybody? Really? Oh dear - I might just get a bladder infection.
So I have been tempted to dehyrdate myself so I won't have to go, but that kind of freaks me out considering my mom almost died of dehyrdation. Maybe I will go with the diaper.
I found out she is on the masters team I want to join if I ever get to that point, but more to the horrifying bit -
In India we are going on a camel safari. She was talking about how they did the safari last year and how uncomfortable camel rides are blah blah blah. I really don't care that much about the comfort of the ride I asked what was and is always on my mind - what about the bathrooms.
She gave me this queer little look and said - bathrooms? Your in the middle of the desert what bathrooms.
So I say well what did you do when you had to go to the bathroom. And she kind of rolled her eyes and said you go in the sand.
What no toilet, no outhouse nowhere to place my frigging butt. You mean I have to go in front of god and everybody? Really? Oh dear - I might just get a bladder infection.
So I have been tempted to dehyrdate myself so I won't have to go, but that kind of freaks me out considering my mom almost died of dehyrdation. Maybe I will go with the diaper.
Laurie is quite a swimmer - she's done Lake Tahoe on a relay & solo. I didn't know she & Scott had been on a camel safari, so I'm sad/glad you got some input - doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could practice in the "backyard" - watch Taya & Tolar squat & then it's your turn.
Dehydration is VERY bad - don't pick that option.
I like out neighbors!
Go T3!!