So I have been swimming now for about a month and a half, and I have been doing it in an outdoor pool.
That is great, except for the fact that I am old and I forget to put sunscreen on, so I look like a raccoon, or something like that.
I have a tan line where my cap comes to, and of course my goggles keep my eyes protected from that horrible sun, but the rest of my face looks like a dang chocolate chip cookie. For those of you who are young and smart cover up your skin because sun damage does more then give you spots it gives you a dang mustache.
I looked in the mirror when I was up in Bellingham and I saw that I had a mustache, but I was a little surprised since I have relatively little hair on my lip. So I went to the beauty salon and asked what they could do about it. Maybe bleach the hair, no that wouldn't work because there is very little there to bleach. Then she (the beautician) finally broke down and told me it was discoloration of my skin and when I tanned I tanned darker on my lip then the rest of my face. What? Isn't a tan suppose to make you look better? Instead it gave me a mustache. Ted must love me - right?
Anyway I am trying to decide what I am going to do about my mottled face. Maybe just put suntan lotion on. How long does it take for a tan to go away anyway? Hey how many people do you know who Don't want a tan?
That is great, except for the fact that I am old and I forget to put sunscreen on, so I look like a raccoon, or something like that.
I have a tan line where my cap comes to, and of course my goggles keep my eyes protected from that horrible sun, but the rest of my face looks like a dang chocolate chip cookie. For those of you who are young and smart cover up your skin because sun damage does more then give you spots it gives you a dang mustache.
I looked in the mirror when I was up in Bellingham and I saw that I had a mustache, but I was a little surprised since I have relatively little hair on my lip. So I went to the beauty salon and asked what they could do about it. Maybe bleach the hair, no that wouldn't work because there is very little there to bleach. Then she (the beautician) finally broke down and told me it was discoloration of my skin and when I tanned I tanned darker on my lip then the rest of my face. What? Isn't a tan suppose to make you look better? Instead it gave me a mustache. Ted must love me - right?
Anyway I am trying to decide what I am going to do about my mottled face. Maybe just put suntan lotion on. How long does it take for a tan to go away anyway? Hey how many people do you know who Don't want a tan?
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